This review was originally published on October 22, 2019, at Bourbon & Banter.
BOTTLE DETAILS
- DISTILLER: Temperance Distilling
- MASH BILL:
Undisclosed Canadian Blended Whisky with Root Beer Flavoring
- AGE: Four
years
- YEAR: 2019
- PROOF: 70
Proof (35% ABV)
- MSRP: $25.99
NOSE: Thick
Vanilla | Root Beer Candy | Menthol
TASTE: Root
Beer | Oak | Vanilla
FINISH:
Menthol, almost like a cough drop.
SHARE WITH: Someone
bugging you for a date, and you’re trying to find a new, unique way to send them
elsewhere.
WORTH THE PRICE: Ralph
Nader might have said Root Out is unsafe at any price.
BOTTLE, BAR, OR BUST: Rating
this a Bust is unfair to the “Bust” rating.
OVERALL: As a
whiskey reviewer, I sometimes feel bad writing the review. When reviewing a lousy
product, I intend not to be unnecessarily mean or vicious. However, when
something is so offensive that it makes my stomach turn, it ceases to be a
simple review and becomes a public service announcement.
Root Out is made from a
Canadian blended whisky aged four years in American oak. The goal was to create
an “extensively aged whisky with root beer flavor.” I enjoy root beer. So, when
I was approached to review Root Out, I thought it would be cool because I’ve
never had a root beer-flavored whisky before. If it was root beer with a bit of
a kick, that would be a good thing. And it made for a nifty #DrinkCurious
moment.
Root Out suggests it can be
consumed neat, on the rocks, as a shot, or as part of a cocktail. I’m a neat
drinker who occasionally adds a couple of drops of water when I want to get
curious (or when something tastes poorly neat, and I want to give it a fair
chance).
I opted to try this, both
neat and on the rocks.
Neat, the nose was thick,
creamy vanilla and menthol, with the added quality of root beer barrel candy.
The mouthfeel was creamy, and the palate offered root beer and some oak. I was
surprised by the amount of “heat” on the finish, which I attribute to the
menthol. This was like sucking on a root-beer-flavored Hall’s throat lozenge. It
had a phony root beer flavor, the kind you’d find in the candy. I found this to
be a very unappealing whisky, flavored or not.
On the rocks, the menthol
completely disappeared from the nose. That gave me hope. But, when it hit my
palate, all hope was lost. It was a mixture of vanilla and something I just
couldn’t put my finger (or palate) on. It was definitely not root beer. Also,
the oak was gone. The finish lost all that menthol “heat,” but it still had a fake
root beer candy quality. It also started making me nauseous.
My goal is not to be cruel;
while saying that, Root Out is terrible. I’ve never had a whisky make my
stomach turn. By far, this is the worst thing I’ve put in my mouth in 2019.
My Simple, Easy-to-Understand
Rating System
- Bottle = Buy It
- Bar = Try It
- Bust = Leave It
Whiskeyfellow encourages
you to enjoy your whiskey as you see fit but begs you to do so responsibly.
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