This article was originally published on February 4, 2021, at Bourbon & Banter!
Several of us probably
spend more time on social media than we should. I can verify that I’m in that
group. Mrs. Whiskeyfellow wouldn’t disagree. But, it is what it is. As you can
imagine, I’m part of many online whiskey groups. There is a chance that I own
one and moderate a few others. After all, anything is possible.
One of the most common
questions I see asked in whiskey groups is:
I just found ______ priced
at $_____. Is it worth it?
Predictably, questions of
that nature lead to all sorts of answers. Some are helpful, others not so much.
To be fair, I find that most fall into the latter. The snarky ones are obvious.
The serious ones are harder to recognize, and how subjective they are.
We’re at the point in the
whiskey boom where everyone not asking these types of questions are successful
chemists. Conveniently, they’ve also obtained degrees in immunology and
constitutional law. A handful have even successfully schooled TTB agents on how
to do their jobs. They’ve read all the comments on every social media post and
even a whiskey review or two. They are skilled at busting someone’s balls
repeatedly until they cry for answering incorrectly. You know you’ve run across
people who fit that profile. Heck, maybe that’s even you.
Marketers are marketing
experts. It would seem the best of the bunch work for Sazerac. They’re
so successful at it that they’ve created a frenzy on nearly every whiskey
they’ve released. It doesn’t matter if it is Pappy Van Winkle or their
flagship Buffalo Trace brand. There’s a run on everything out of that
distillery like they’re bottling the secret to eternal youth. Even their bottom-shelf
brands, such as Old Charter, now get the royal treatment (watch for Early
Times, which they just acquired, to become the next big thing).
If you think I’m ragging on
Sazerac unfairly, that’s not my goal. For the most part, I enjoy what they
distill. But I also realize at the end of the day, if I can’t find a bottle of Handy
or Stagg at retail, I don’t suffer from FOMO. There’s no need to.
Other spirits brands are
good at the game, too (but, not as skilled as Sazerac). Brown-Forman has
created a massive market for its annual Old Forester Birthday Bourbon. Heaven
Hill has successfully converted Old Fitzgerald into something
sought-after. Let’s not forget Beam-Suntory with Booker’s,
something stores couldn’t move to save their lives at $50.00 just a couple of
years ago until Beam’s marketing squad decided to jack up the price. And that’s
just the American stuff. Scotch can occasionally get caught up in the hype,
with very young whiskies commanding an easy three figures.
I’ve written a lot, and you
may think I’ve forgotten the question: I just found ______ priced at $_____.
Is it worth it? I’ve not. What I’ve done is give you all the background you
need for why these questions come up.
The answer to the question
is not found by people adding their two cents in the comments section,
particularly when you get into single-barrel releases. As I’ve said many times,
barrels are like snowflakes. No two are alike. To ask, I just found [a
single barrel whiskey] at $[some inflated price]. Is it worth it? is going
to earn you a ton of unqualified answers. Every brand of single barrel whiskey
you can think of has less-than-stellar barrels. I pick many barrels a year, and
I guarantee you the variety in single-barrel whiskey is very real. Even the
greatest names offer samples that are cringe-worthy.
Follow a good reviewer
whose palate you trust and take their recommendations to heart. We have plenty
here at Bourbon & Banter. Or, find yourself a good whiskey bar. I realize
we’re still in pandemic mode, and getting into bars around the country isn’t so
easy, but buying yourself a pour, even an expensive one, is a surefire way to
answer your question about any whiskey’s worth. If you take some random
stranger’s word for it, you’ll likely end up trying to convince yourself you
did okay after you realize that ____ wasn’t worth $_____ after all. Cheers!
My Simple, Easy-to-Understand
Rating System
- Bottle = Buy It
- Bar = Try It
- Bust = Leave It
Whiskeyfellow encourages
you to enjoy your whiskey as you see fit but begs you to do so responsibly.
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