“Two Stars is the same thing as Buffalo
Trace.”
If you’ve ever set foot in a
Total Wine & More store and interacted
with one of their salespeople, you’ve likely heard those exact words. I know I
have – often – and at various locations around the country.
Let’s get something out of
the way. Two Stars is distilled, aged, and bottled by The Clear Springs Distilling Company out of Louisville, which Sazerac owns. Sazerac, if you’re
unaware, owns Buffalo Trace. That is where “the same thing”
ends. Two Stars is not the same thing as Buffalo Trace any more than George T. Stagg is the same as Buffalo
Trace. I can say that with 100% confidence despite never trying it because this
isn’t an opinion; it is a fact.
What is Two Stars? It is a Kentucky Straight Bourbon bottled at
86°,
whereas Buffalo Trace is packaged at 90°. And that, my friends, is all the information
you need to understand that these two are not the same Bourbon.
Two Stars carries no age statement; it sells
for about $17.99 for a 750ml bottle and is “exclusive” to Total Wine & More
except in states where exclusivity is not allowed. Even without an age
statement, because it is straight Bourbon and lacks an age statement, we know it spent at least four years in oak.
Despite my discontent with Total Wine &
More, I don’t allow that to affect my opinions on its Spirits Direct (Total
Wine’s house brand) whiskeys. I take them as they come. Some are good; others are
not. What I do know is that a lot of people make fun of Two Stars. Before
today, I’d never tasted it. But, when there is a 50ml bottle available for
$1.49, you #DrinkCurious.
I will get to my tasting notes in a moment, but first I’ll point
out that throughout my years of whiskey reviewing, I’ve discovered some of what
people joke about is unfounded. Remember, everyone’s palate is different, and there’s
my #RespectTheBottomShelf hashtag
for a reason. Now, let’s get to it!
Appearance: Poured
neat into my Glencairn glass, Two Stars Bourbon presented as pale straw. It created
a medium ring around the neck and released quick tears that fell back to the
pool.
Nose: Corn
and caramel were the first scents I picked out. Then, I smelled circus peanuts.
There was a hint of toasted oak. When I drew the air into my mouth, I found
more circus peanuts.
Palate: The mouthfeel was lightweight combined with some
significant ethanol burn. Corn and vanilla greeted the front of my palate. Ethanol
formed the middle. The back was oak and clove.
Finish: A too-long ethanol-heavy finish was mixed
with oak tannins.
Bottle, Bar, or Bust: I let this whiskey sit about 20 minutes
before I began my journey to ensure it had enough time to breathe. I’ve done
many barrel picks of Buffalo Trace Bourbon in my life. I’ve never tasted
anything this young, harsh, and unpleasant from that line. Two Stars is
not the same as Buffalo Trace, even on Buffalo Trace’s worst day. Don’t let
Total Wine’s staff tell you it is; if they do, you let them know Whiskeyfellow
said this Bourbon is a Bust. Cheers!
My Simple, Easy to
Understand Rating System
- Bottle = Buy It
- Bar = Try It
- Bust = Leave It
Whiskeyfellow encourages
you to enjoy your whiskey as you see fit but begs you do so responsibly.
I totally agree with your review. Meh on the Two Star.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the info. I'll save my money for something else.
ReplyDeleteThank you for another excellent review. I am a fan of Buffalo Trace but not of huge ethanol tastes so I will stay away from Two Stars.
ReplyDeleteAptly named two stars out of five. And I think straight bourbon without an age statement has to be at least four years old.
ReplyDeleteCorrect... two years because it is straight, four because it is NAS.
DeleteAgree. This is very bad so bad I will probaby just pour out
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